The porta-potty after the marathon was piled with a pyramid of poo, but my girl was still willing to give me a honey blumpkin.
by JazzyJen April 11, 2024
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by Mitchell Hauff September 10, 2013
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Get the Alabama Blumpkin mug.This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024
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Justin got a Smutt Blumpkin in his house back in 2016 at the point in the movie where Donkey gets his courage
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"Fancy a Billy Blumpkin? enquired Jane. Well I am already taking a shit and smoking a cone so you might as well give me head"
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