Blood spike

Blood spike is when the blood in your body is rising fast kinda like a spike mostly because you're pissed off or because of the adrenaline in your body

John:Omg i'm so pissed off
Dean:are you having a blood spike?
John: finally someone understands how angry i am right now
Dean:man it happens to me all the time

by AmeliaMoo911 September 12, 2012

Blood Snot Smoothie

A strawberry smoothie. Usually you can see small red chunks that resemble blood snot boogers.

I ordered a blood snot smoothie because I love strawberries so so much!!!

by ZuntleCapacitorWavelength September 22, 2013

blood wand

1.The male reproductive organ
2.The péné
3. A magical wand that females are elated to fill with blood

Bill: Did you cast the blood wand upon her last night?
Ted: You know it, I casted Wingardium Leviosa on and she was under the spell all night long

by Luck Erector November 18, 2013

Blood Bumping

When two menstruating females scissor in a semi-rough bumping fashion to combine their blood together to become "moon sisters". The sexual woman form of becoming blood brothers. Receiving pleasure from a close friend by swapping and conjoining nectars. Constant same-cycling moon sisters become perma mooners when two women believe their spiritual closeness is derived from their blood bumping.

"Yo, my girlfriend been out all night with her friend prob blood bumping or some shit because they think they bff's. Lesbians.... its wack."

"Me and Susie are so synched we might as well be blood bumping."

"I've been blood bumping for so long we're perma mooners; Susie and I can tell each other anything."

"Can I get HIV from blood bumping?"
"Yes."

by Pooma Moomas January 11, 2014

Blomphed

Describes the appearance and state of a person or an animal totally worn out physically and/or mentally. They have a collapsed flattened look about them and are usually sprawled in a heap.

When she got back from the club she just sat there looking totally blomphed.

by Serota April 17, 2014

Blood Vag

When you put your penis up a women's vagina so far, the woman starts to bleed.

"When Mary got Blood Vag, she started crying."

by n-bomb January 18, 2015

blood and thunder

A kickass song of the album Leviathan by American metal band Mastodon. Was featured in Need for Speed: Most Wanted, Saints Row, Rocksmith 2014, Project Gotham Racing 3, Splatterhouse and Guitar Hero Metallica in addition to the film The Big Short.

Dude: you got any good music man!?
Bro: yeah I do, Mastodon's Blood and Thunder!
Dude: hell yeah dude, blast that!

by Mastodonrox September 23, 2016