jaquavious beaver

jay would indeed beat prime lance

who winning in a 1v1 jaquavious beaver or lance

by believeit October 30, 2022

Golden Beaver

Extremely attractive, emotional stable woman who is a gainfully employed professional. She has an ample sex drive and willing to experiment. Someone whom you would desire to introduce to your friends and family. In other words, a hot woman who provides her man sex all the time, she isn’t crazy, and she’s very intelligent/self reliant. This individual is rare; a bit like Bigfoot, where there has been “sightings”, but no confirmed evidence that they truly exist. Not to be confused with the “unicorn”.

I thought I met a golden beaver once…. It was dark and a bit hazy at the club…. But the next morning it turns out she was just another beaver. :(

by Bearman September 9, 2023

Clip the beaver

female masterbation

she has to clip the beaver before she parties

by Baucus September 11, 2009

Not Your Mother's Beaver

Hair coloring is used to add body, control frizz, make hair more vibrant and interesting, even highlight other attributes; as well as cover up the signs of an aging beaver.

Creston used "Not Your Mother's Beaver" to color her gray pubic hair; for a more youthful and eye catching beaver.

by Aneefa June 5, 2016

to be beavered

getting a blowjob, where the sucking person didn't opend the mouth enough and the teeth are grinding on the cock.

I was about to be beavered last night but I told her to oped her mouth a bit more just in time.

by Iktal December 28, 2021

Shake the beaver

When a chick is out in the bush (biking or hiking etc) and needs to pee, then she 'shakes the beaver' to encourage the drip dry process because there's nothing to wipe with

Sorry I took so long, I needed to pee and I had to shake the beaver for a bit because I haven't shaved for a while.

by GirlBikeLife March 31, 2022

Beakerian

A term to describe an activity undertaken with naive, pensive enthusiasm, only to have it blow up in your face as everyone knew it would.

From the Muppet, "Beaker", faithful, flammable assistant to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.

A. The Bush administration's handling of the American economy has been shit-screaming clusterfuck.
B. Indeed, Professor. One might almost describe it as fiscally Beakerian.

by jimbles August 16, 2008