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Cantan Beach 

Another more glam name for a tanning salon or tanning bed.
The catty girl at the bar exclaimed, "Oh, Scarlett, you are so tan. Where have you been?" Scarlett replied, "I've just spent three glorious days at Cantan Beach." Scarlett then quickly walked away without further explanation.
Cantan Beach by scarlettonline January 26, 2009

Rachel Beach 

A sexy person, who always has a big penis.
"Look at the bulge in her pants."
"Yeah that's Rachel Beach's penis."
Rachel Beach by asclkndkla May 29, 2013

christies beach 

Cool place, but druggies will chase you and try to steal your shoes if they don't make their bus. Watch out cause those cunts are pissed. Had to hide in the school there once at like 1:00am cause some bitch wanted my thongs and got here 500 children to go looking for me. Also where everyone gets spray paint and crap.
Hey dad some chick just tried to steal my shoes and I had to hide in the school until she and her offspring left "well thats christies beach for ya"
christies beach by monmon555 December 12, 2013

Canadian beach 

A nudist beach. Named this way due to the large amount of "beavers" and "logs".
1: I went to the best Canadian beach yesterday!
2: You went to Canada?
1:No, I went to a nude beach and this one chick was getting logged!
2: Oh
Canadian beach by Alvarortor September 14, 2015

Long beach lampshade 

When a person lights a candle and spreads thy anus while squatting over said flame and clenching thy cheeks to extinguish the flame
Allyssa got me to do a long beach lampshade and i burned my ass
Long beach lampshade by Peejuan February 14, 2017

Night Beach 

Going to the beach at night to more than likely have sex with a person of the opposite sex.
Lloyd: "Im Going to Night Beach"

Leon: "congrats your about to get laid"