legs under the table

An ancient italian phrase developed to confuse chinese adversaries in gastronomic battle, particularly when said by men to women.

CF: Lunch?

IM: What time were you guys thinking? Legs under the table?
CF: Huh?

by a18n October 10, 2020

out under three

To be drunk in public in the morning hours immediately after all the pubs have closed.

The bar closed and we were out under three when the cops drove by; luckily, we were able to duck into an alley.

She locked me out of the apartment and threw my stuff out. So I was only out under three because I didn't have anywhere else to go.

by defry11 January 06, 2023

The under up to do

The act of dancing on a table

I just can’t even deal with Greg’s the under up to do

by secretive sexual guru March 10, 2020

I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Under cleaves

The tissue under a women’s breast’s

I had to wash her under cleaves for they stunk to high heaven.

by Stacys moms cousin November 24, 2021

Under Fetish

A person that starts with B and ends with an N that likes to go underneath things.
Typically under anything, as he has a limbo pole in his room that he likes to go under.

Hey Jim, my friend called underdog likes going under things, he must have an under fetish.

by Jim Stone April 30, 2022

paw job under the table

Getting a syrupy pawjob under the table at dennys and one of xer claws gets stuck in your urethera. Thatd be unfortunate.

Diddy: "Walter what did you do yesterday? Why did you need to go to the hospital?"
Walter: " Dude I got a syrupy paw job under the table at dennys and one of xer claws got suck in my urethera."
Diddy: "Fs in chat bro"

by syrupy pawjob February 28, 2025