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Circle Bacon

When ever a female (or a male) takes violent anal sex and the remains can be accurately described as a "circle bacon". It is called a circle bacon because the 'ring' around the anus resembles a circle of heavily cooked bacon.
Hey bro, I went over to Becca's last night and gave her some serious anal sex. I think I gave her a circle bacon, bro.
by Tra Na Pha October 18, 2011
mugGet the Circle Baconmug.

Bacon Shaker

A term for when a female slips her hand in a males front pocket, grabs the penis and shakes it.
The girl near the bar looks really kinky, I bet she is a "Bacon Shaker".
by jtumas January 12, 2010
mugGet the Bacon Shakermug.

choke on bacon

A common phrase on Southern Wisconsin farms used to describe the act of performing oral sex on a fat and greasy penis.
Farmer Wilbur entered the house after cutting wood on a hot August day and hollered to Mert, "woman come out to the shed and choke on bacon."
by Big-dog-on-porch May 29, 2017
mugGet the choke on baconmug.

strip-of-bacon

Sliced thin, back and sides of a hog salted and dried or smoked.
Tom took the large pig and sliced him into a strip-of-bacon.
by Flamez_Hedgehog June 23, 2004
mugGet the strip-of-baconmug.

Kevin Bacon

Kevin Bacon... There isnt really much one can say about him... Except he is fucking awesome... And I look forward to light saber fighting his FOOTLOOSING ASS sometime soon! So "best friend" Ryan, this one is for you!! Nikki Sara
Kevin Bacon, lets go to the zoo and watch the monkeys jerk off!
by Nikkita Spanxxx July 1, 2005
mugGet the Kevin Baconmug.

bacon strip

One who displays a level of behavior consistent with over-indulging in large amounts of alcohol and narcotics. It is the highest state of intoxication reached just prior to loss of consciousness.
OMG - did you see Quadro last night? He stayed up all night guzzling and huffing the solder gobbler - what a bacon strip!!
by Bush59 September 20, 2009
mugGet the bacon stripmug.

burn the bacon

When some dumb fuck like Brownie leaves something under the grill and goes into the lounge to have milk and cookies whilst the kitchen catches fire.
"You twat Brownie!! You burnt the sodding bacon again!!
by Dave January 22, 2004
mugGet the burn the baconmug.

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