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brandon is a manchild who cant look you in the eyes. he is very annoying and generally hated by most. brandon is the type of guy to fall in love with a woman who is either dating or married to another guy. he usually third wheels with that woman and can't take a hint. he talks Way too much when the situation doesn't call for it. the one good thing about him is that he is packing a HUUUUUUGEEEEEE C**k
brandon is PACKING
he is one talkative annoying motherfu***r
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A super senior in high school who can’t talk to girl because they can’t stand the smell from his long dirty hair. He is the most basic spic and is prefers men because he likes to get man handled.
Look it’s Brandon kissing that guy, it smells so bad.
Brandon by Llam1941 June 7, 2023
a fat fucking retard that smells like cheeseburgers
"hey brandon you fat fuck"
Brandon by hunkem June 25, 2023
if the Brandon you are thinking of is blasian then be has a huge dick is very good looking and very funny and can seem nonchalant on the outside but trust is a sweetheart on the inside, back on the cock part, Brandons cock is humongous and he knows how to use it and had the best sex.
girl: brandon is very good at sex, he gave me back shots friday and it’s sunday and i’m still walking with a limp
Not cute very introverted when a girl walks by he gets nervous and goes the opposite direction girls usually decide to date his popular freind Brett that can any girl just by smiling at them.
Brandon is not liked, like his freind Brett,
Brandon by anonymous July 15, 2023
Dude who’s definitely gay
That dudes such a Brandon
Brandon by Lilmitchy69 August 21, 2023
So a lot of definitions are saying a guy named Brandon is like the best person on the planet. That is definitely not the case, I would know, because that's my name. So here's how I, as a Brandon act. Most of the time I'm an at least decent person. Sometimes I'm an asshole, I'm maybe funny? (A few people say that Brandon's are funny. That might be true. Also, a lotta definitions say their like attractive for some reason, I look like a vampire half the time so that's in my opinion false.) ok the definitions over go home.
Brandon is a name you idiot why are you reading this?
Brandon by m4xhunt3r August 25, 2023