Albering

Albering is a loving, caring, kind person with everything ahead of him… he’ll go far and always come back for you. He’s strong, weak-stomached, and has the humor of a 12 year old. He’s never serious, but he’s loving when he wants to be. The world is his and he doesn’t even know it. He’ll be the love of your life if you let him!

“Albering is f*cking dope!”

by Hesmyboy July 10, 2024

Alberqerqcanoxdawiv

When a man is jacking off so hard to the point where his orgasm goes almost all over the walls.

"God I had the craziest Alberqerqcanoxdawiv last night."

by Ponchos-orgasmsock1 December 24, 2024

albertstuff

SHHHHH WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT

Person 1: yo have you seen what alberstuff didddd??

Person 2: HAHA! WHATS ALBERTSTUFF? HAHA!

by Get off of urban dictionary. January 19, 2025

Albertan anteater

the sexual act of releasing ants into a partners rectul cavity and then proceeding to attempt to lick and suck them out before they reach your partners colon

last night me and Austin tried the Albertan anteater it hurt like abith and I can feel something moving in my stomach but it was awesome

by deaustin February 18, 2025

alberto spritz

A michelob ultra poured into a glass with a lime. Mixed with a straw on a cruise ship only.

Me and my friends wanted to get an alberto spritz to top off the night.

by AlbertoShip March 13, 2025

Alberta clipper

A fast-moving low-pressure weather system with origins near the Canadian province of Alberta. ALSO, the act of snorting carbon black off a lifted dually’s tailpipe in a Medicine Hat parking lot.

Bundle up, bud, it’s time for an Alberta clipper.

by ‘Berta April 8, 2025

Alberoned

When you get pinged for no reason in discord.

"why did you ping me for nothing?"

"Ha! get alberoned!

by Nandemonaiya April 8, 2025