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“About 2”

average soup can serving number. Ranges from ~1.2 - ~2.3
253g times 2 equals 506, but times “About 2” equals 524.

-Vihart
by about2 June 2, 2024
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Abouting

Is a brain queef i have had typing
Are you mocking me” no but now I’m thinking abouting.
by Queefantor December 1, 2024
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about to beat my shit

Friend 1: “I’m about to beat my shit”
Friend 2: “can I join?”
by Chokingmychicken1358 January 16, 2025
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About Ball

An athlete, coach, or sports fan who is solely concerned with happenings on the field and doesnt concern themselves with other distractions.
Greg doesn't watch the Super Bowl Commercials or Halftime Show because he's about ball.
by TheCodester February 9, 2025
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When you gotta shit so bad it feels like you're about to give birth to the antichrist.

Derived from a sub comic in issue 3 of Johnny The Homicidal Maniac.
(Go check the comic out, it is fucked up on so many levels and it's made by the creator of Invader Zim, which is fitting)
”Fuck! I feel like I'm about to give birth to the antichrist!"
by Cynical Man March 14, 2026
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About To Die Cock

A tragically limp, lifeless-looking penis typically seen in moments of extreme vulnerability, such as during illness, sedation, or emotional defeat. Often associated with hospital gowns, bad lighting, and the loss of all dignity. Symbolizes the physical manifestation of "rock bottom."
"He was lying in that hospital bed, IV in his arm, gown half-open, revealing the saddest about to die cock I'd ever seen. It was like it had given up before he did."
by Julactus May 10, 2025
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Abouting

I am abouting to play volleyball
by The cat made a new word! September 9, 2025
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