anti-social

there are very twisted verisons of the word this term started in the early, heavy mental hospital days by a shrink that didn't know too much

anyway the word means two things

1. someone that doesn't respect the rights of others

2. one that doesn't socialize

"oh man check out that guy over there he's so not respecting the rights of others he's being anti-social"

by thedude July 11, 2004

Social PMSism

The condition one has when they are open and communicative with someone and then a period of time later, they unexpectedly do not acknowledge the same person whatsoever .

Last year, he was like "Hey" to me, and this year, he completely ignores me. He must be in a period of social PMSism.

by paperfroggie August 26, 2009

Socialize the dog

1.Using your untrained dog as an excuse to meet women

2.Taking your untrained dog to a park as a means to meet underage girls

Mike: Did you hear? SLaDe was arrested when he tried to socialize the dog!

John: Oh man, I had no idea he was such a sick bastard.

by teach187 January 11, 2008

social surfing

When you are on a social network and you see a name, photo, video or anything with a link and leave your current page to view that person's page.

Dave-"You were on facebook for a while."
Justin- "I was social surfing. Lots of people I don't know commented on your status. Just decided to check them out."

by dancesatwill December 28, 2009

Social-liptic

A state of no return when someone becomes a self-shooter for social networking communities truly convincing themselves that others find them interesting due to the amount of skin they show.

So they went from douche bag to totally social-liptic with the last posting.

by mysterymeat4u November 4, 2010

social surgery

the swift removal of infected, parasidic and just plain full-of-shit people from your life.

i need to do some social surgery to my friends list

by trevsm May 9, 2011

Social Landmine

People that seem to be planted at every event, bar, joint birthday party, mall, cousins friend's bbq, happy hour, etc that you were maybe friends with for a day but since have to navigate around every time you see them to avoid wasting another long pointless convorsation that they for some reason want to have.

"I went to Kells last night and there were SO many social landmines in the way that I didnt even get time to take a shot with Laura. I was too late, Dan and Kate both got me."

by KDDANCEPARTY April 21, 2009