toolshed day

The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.

Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.

Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!

by GA Bees May 21, 2017

Cartman Day

When an employee calls off sick who isn't because they need a mental break from an annoying, lazy, negative co-worker.

Brianna has been such a BITCH lately so I'll be taking a Cartman Day tommorow.

by Pjtitties January 12, 2020

League Day

A league day is when one sees his girlfriend or her boyfriend naked for the first time, or completely naked.

Kelly and I had a league day yesterday.

by Charles2221 June 11, 2007

Tor Day

A day spent doing nothing at all.

Freddie just wanted to chill out and have Tor Day so he laid on the sofa all day.

by Sbw19 March 17, 2021

Day Beers

A bit like normal beers, except you have them during the day

Why don't we take a wonder in around lunchtime and get a couple of day beers?

by A.Anon January 28, 2013

Kinky Day

Every may 10th u gotta do somthing really kinky. This nation holiday started when the first case of beastality was recorded and added to zoo sex website

Person1: yo it kinky day
Person2: I got my whip and a razor blade

Person1: ....

by Definition demon June 3, 2018

Eldabbo day

An official holiday that all high-schoolers celebrate involving Friday’s and the bathroom.

Make sure you have carts for this Friday’s eldabbo day!

by Eldabbo December 5, 2018