you're testing my zen

A Phrased that can be used when somebody is pissing you tf off. Zen is the feeling of being calm and not feeling the urge to punch somebody in the face when there being disrespectful so when your "zen" is being testing that means your struggling to not punch them in the face

random women: "you look like a rat"

me: "bitch you're testing my Zen right now"

by BreKatOwO March 3, 2021

you're gonna be a father

•You impregnated someone

•Usually when you say this to a certain "person", you are stating that you got impregnated and the "person" is the father

"Hey Jason, I just want to tell that...you're gonna be a father" Lisa said to Jason.

by Mikekael July 23, 2023

girl, you're hotter than a kugelblitz

a term used by nerds who have just seen a woman with a gyatt or large breasts.

*a woman walks into a room, in which there is a nerd*

Dang, girl, you're hotter than a kugelblitz!

by supalj April 18, 2024

you'res

Like yours, but fun and autistic

I would like to meet with you'res leader.

by Me63 June 8, 2018

Sound off when you're done.

In the California prison system when you break one of the rules within' your own car, you get broken off. The first couple of minor offenses result in you being broke off with an additional set of burpees on top of your daily mandatory set. Traditionally upon completion of your daily mandatory set of burpees you will sound off. Meaning you shout a cadence representing your particular group. That being said, when you break a rule that requires you to be broken off, nobody tells you what they think you did, there is no arguing your case. To save time, and breathe whoever is running things for your car just looks at you and says, "sound off when your done."

Inmate X - "I think I got lucky, nobody noticed my bunk wasn't rolled up until after 11:00."

Inmate with the llaves- "sound off when you're done."

Inmate X- "dang."

by LocN9ne January 29, 2023

if you're over here who's flickering the lights?

Squidward’s famous words before he got his bussy chopped off by the hash slinging slasher

“I am not flickering the lights you dumb shit”
“if you're over here who's flickering the lights?”

by Bakakakakakak April 28, 2021

Dance if You're an Npc

A type of Tiktok Slang That Refers to call what They Hate An Npc

Example The creator Hates cows They will say Dance if You're an Npc Then after that They will put Mtfs that likes cows

by RealNoReal June 6, 2023