A group of middle aged men, trying there utmost not to have a mid life crisis. They think they own the road. They seem to think they look cool. When in actual fact they’re simply an ‘Audi Wanker’.
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by Kel-Kel :) August 8, 2018
Get the audi wanker mug.Travel Wanker (Noun): One who travels in Asia or South America in hopes of "finding themselves". Wears genie pants, neglects basic hygiene, doesn't wear shoes and constantly tells you about how relinquishing their material possessions pushed them to a higher spiritual plain.
"Look at the top-knot on that travel wanker."
"What was the hostel like? Couldn't handle it, full of travel wankers."
"What was the hostel like? Couldn't handle it, full of travel wankers."
by IrishNBA September 30, 2018
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Yo bro I heard Lauren went over to your house last night
Ya I gave her an old fashion tally wacker pounding
Ya I gave her an old fashion tally wacker pounding
by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019
Get the Tally wacker pounding mug."Wow Laura managed to fit such a complex thought into only ONE tweet?! I'd need a whole thread! She's such a word wanker."
by laura898 November 26, 2020
Get the Word Wanker mug.He's such a cheese wanker! Every time we eat cheese, he can't stop talking. I just want to eat the damn cheese. I don't need to hear about how it was made, what the cow was fed and how many times a week the cheesemaker brushed the cheese!
by TheCheeseWanker April 13, 2022
Get the Cheese Wanker mug.Pasty complexion sported by young men who spend far too much time alone in the bedroom with the curtains pulled shut.
'I've just got grand theft auto san andreas for christmas, so i'll be spending the next few months working on my wanker's tan.'
by Chuckle Mother May 13, 2005
Get the wanker's tan mug.A grown man wearing a full football kit in a public place other than a football pitch. Football Shirt, shorts and socks. This may also apply to other full sports kit wearers in similar situations. You will naturally think/say ' What a wanker'. Therefore 'What a full kit wanker' is applicable.
Man/Woman in any place other than actually playing the sport. Maybe in the High Street, Pub,public transport.......Anywhere in fact!!! Even on the Terraces at the match!!! Anybody commiting this crime is a 'Full kit wanker'.
by Sharkyyoung October 31, 2013
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