WiredLain

Very obese - the female version of VC, has extremely bad tempers, and is always filled with jealousy.
Has the physical capacity to make an iron bed collapse during sex.
The Female-Synonym for Onix11 and VC.

1) Don't pull a WiredLain because you'll probably break your bed!
2) I saw a WiredLain ordering 50 quarter pounders at McDonalds yesterday.

by Kerynne July 30, 2003

wiiped

Pronounced "weeped"

1.) To Fart
2.) To Flatulate
3.) To Steam Poot
4.) To Break Your Ass Before You
5.) To Crack OFF Your Ass

"I just totally wiiped just then."

"That wiip just cracked my ass."

"I have an exessive amount of wiip coming out."

"I could taste the wiip, straight from your butt."

by Bubba Love March 9, 2008

wipeless

When one takes a poop but feels no need to wipe him or herself afterwards hence the word wipeless.

Saw a turd in the toilet in the men's restroom but there wasn't any paper I guess that's guys going wipeless

by chippers25 January 21, 2017

Macho Wipe

Macho wipe is another word for paper towel. Yet is only used when one runs out of toilet paper during certain bathroom related processes like taking a dump.

Yo, man you're out of toilet paper again!!! Grab me a macho wipe, STAT!

by M. Churchill June 11, 2007

dummy wipe

(verb)to wipe or rub the penis on objects.

"my roomate dummy wiped the whole house, the silverware,the door knobs,the refrigerator handle. He told me he once took a canoe out on a lake to dummy wipe a buoy"

by friend of original dummy wiper June 3, 2008

Gorilla Wipes

Another name for "toilet paper". The sounds that come from the bathroom during this time are very much like those of a gorilla. So it is now the wipes of a gorilla.

Connor: "Yo Haley, You alright in there? Your sounding like a fucking Gorilla"

Haley: "Yo Bitch, Can you get me some Gorilla Wipes. Ive ran out of toilet paper"

by GorrillaWipes February 23, 2010

Subsequent Wipe

A wipe of the ass that usually takes place an hour or more after the actual crap because you didn't get it all the first time. Typically it is undertaken because of extreme discomfort resulting from residue that festers between ass cheeks.

I took a big dump right after I birdied the third hole, but had to go back for a subsequent wipe after number 11 because my ass was on fire!

by Genius455 November 30, 2009