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forward wiper

1. a stupid person or a person who makes bad decisions, especially a girl

2. a girl who smells particularly bad for not apparent reason
Jaznisha, why do you keep trying to hook all my friends? You're such a forward wiper!
by Unhookable January 17, 2009
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Self Wiper

When wiping your behind and upon inspecting the paper it is clean. Usually accompanied with a Phantom Poo
just been to the office, was a Self Wiper, less admin.
by skeggs1664 August 15, 2010
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Ass wiper

To wipe someone's (adult) ass other than your own
Everyone new they took the next step in the relationship when he ass wiped her when she injured her finger; now he can add ass wiper to his resume.
by Money budlinks July 11, 2014
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Wipelightenment

The different day for every person when they discover the benefits and enjoyment that comes from switching from toilet paper to baby wipes. Once you have reached Wipelightenment, you will see the world in a brighter light. With a cleaner you, you will do better at work, in school and in your relationship.
"After defecating for many years without the use of baby wipes and only Scott toilet paper, I have reached a state of Wipelightenment and my anus and being are in a euphoric state."
by Cleeva February 13, 2012
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Front wiper

A male raised in a feminine way, usually by the mother. Who is taught to wipe his ass from from the front, passing his balls. This normally results in having shit on the back of your nutsac
Me: You won’t believe what just happened!
I walked in on eric whipping his ass from the front! He’s a freak Front Wiper!!
Friend: No way! I bet he’s got shit on his nutsac right now!!!
by Ike, O’hmelyke June 3, 2019
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windshield wiper

Noun; The term used for taking one's dick and rubbing it back and forth on another's forehead.
Used in a sentence: Last night I managed to give that slut the windshield wiper when she wasn't looking.
by Jholiday, Bell-dini November 13, 2013
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wiper

A really nasty or wet fart that leads you to believe you may have sharted, or used for comic effect.
*BRRRRRRrip* Oh yeah, that's a wiper!
by Oz in ATL July 23, 2007
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