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beached whale syndrome

When someone particularly lazy and/or fat is assigned a task in which they have decided is too hard. They solve the problem by lying on the ground and whining/moaning resembling a beached whale. OR when one or more lazy fat people watch a more fit, less lazy person do work.
Example 1: The Freshman P.E. class got the beached whale Syndrome when they were told to run the mile.

Example 2: I couldn't answer my phone because my boss got beached whale syndrome
by Little Boots May 26, 2009
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shes a whale

basically a saying that you use to describe a skank or any overall large girl with some extra baggage...the ones that wear their skirts too high and show off a little too much then i would like to see
wow dude...wtf is up with emmas skirt god damn...its too high and i can see her huge arse...

i know man, shes a whale
by greg demarc February 17, 2007
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Jonah and the Whale

Jonah and the Whale is when you are fucking a heavy-set woman -- at least 300 lbs -- in the ass on the banks of Folly Beach with a lubricated condom that slips off your member during your breach. Forty-eight hours later, while the woman shits out the two day reposit of fast food, she is horrified to find the condom in her greasy anal discharge swimming like the Biblical Jonah.
The preacher's sermon was boring so I took my fat girlfriend under the pew to demonstrate the story of Jonah and the Whale. She fully understood the parable when she shit out my Troj-enz Magnum Shared Pleasures® condom forty-eight hours later.
by Harry Setatestes September 26, 2006
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wholetrain

Graffiti Slang for a completly painted train (every single waggon has to be painted from top 2 bottom, end 2 end).
"You saw that bad-ass wholetrain of tha INF crew rollin?"
by leBosh November 27, 2006
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Wholey Roller

The act of taking an extremely messy shit that requires the whole roll of toilet paper to clean the affected area.
Dude, I just got back from The Old Country Buffet and ended up taking a Wholey Roller.

shit poop messy shit
by Eurobug June 13, 2010
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blue whale game

The blue whale game is where people do tasks for other people and 50 days later there's a request for a player to commit suicide
A: Did you hear about the children suicides?
B: I heard they were potentially linked to the blue whale game
by TopHanger September 27, 2017
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riding the whale

Engaging in sexual intercourse with an woman of considerable size.
John: You know how your sister is a little on the hefty side?
Chad: Yeah, why?
John: Consider me Ishmael.
Eric: You've been riding the whale?!
by Ortis Penbottom September 19, 2009
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