ur mom noob

The worst insult possible. It might be the worst thing that could happen to you.

Jimmy: Ur fat
Joseph: Ur mom noob.
Jimmy: I wanna die

by roguelineage42059 August 28, 2020

Ur brother a mother

The worst insult in the entire English language. Every time this insult is used, an alternate universe is destroyed. This insult is so powerful it can't be countered.

Friend 1: Ur grandpap a trap
Friend 2: Well ur brother a mother
*thousands of alternate universes spontaneously combust*

by Xx_Gay_Jesus_Xx March 18, 2018

ur mom islam

The new ultimate roast of the century and life, if used it will decimate your opponent and make the entire universe implode and the big bang will start again.

Steve: "Ur mom gay"
Joe; 'Well ur mom islam!"
Universe implodes, and Steve blows up along with it

by That Kid From Mount Sinai June 7, 2018

ur dad lesbian

The opposite of "ur mom gay".

Hey kid, ur mom gay. Oh yeah? ur dad lesbian.

by Jeannnnnnnz June 12, 2018

Ur Aunt Autistic

The only insult that can surpass “Ur Granny Tranny”. Only use this when you want to end someones life

Jim: Ur mom gay
Matt: No u
Jim: Ur dad lesbian
Matt: Ur granny tranny
Jim: Ur aunt autistic
Matt: *dies instantly- stuck in purgatory*

by Composition Notebook March 12, 2018

sat ur day

SAT ur day is the day between Friday and Sunday, on which you take the SAT.

*1*: Dude, wanna go out and grab some lunch on Saturday?

*2*: No way, it's SAT ur day for me.

by ConsPopov August 2, 2008

Ur Dog transgender

The ultimate insult

Bill: Ur mom gay XD
Cale: Yea well ur dad lesbian
God: Ur dog transgender

Bill and Cale: 😨

by The triple homo March 12, 2018