Twat bottle rocket 

When you are handling spicy foods and put your fingers in or around a woman’s ham wallet.

I was cutting jalapeños for dinner last night and Becky tried to get frisky. I forgot to wash my hands and gave her the ol’ twat bottle rocket by mistake.

Twat bottle rocket by Im AG AF May 9, 2018

Twat Money

The required amount of currency for a stripper to flash her genitals at her current client.

"Hey baby how much twat money will it take for you to lift up those panties for me"
"Twenty-five dollars"

Twat Money by SomeRandomLoserInShorts April 9, 2018

Twat Turd 

A person who dictates posts topically to make sure they suit his personal agenda of taking over the world and slaying all the dirty hoochies

Chad sure is being a Twat Turd today.
Justin likes to act like a Twat Turd on Facebook posts for no reason.

Twat Turd by Ambizness June 12, 2018

Twat maestro 

A guy who a twat and a masero at being it

John a twat maestro

Twat maestro by Sex vibe July 25, 2018

Twat cloud 

The heavy scent (cloud) one gets a whiff of when he/she enters a restroom stall after a woman that had a dirty special part exits.

That was an awful twat cloud.

(verb) I was working yesterday and got clouded when I went into the bathroom.
Man, there is some clouding going on in the bathroom today!

Abbreviation: TC or TC'd (verb)

Twat cloud by Snukaaaa August 9, 2018

Twat garbage

A derogatory term referring to an item that has become soiled by cleaning a dirty vagina.

That guy that cut me off is a real piece of twat garbage.

Twat garbage by Vajayna13 September 4, 2018

Twat Nugget 

A small child that doesn't understand how obnoxious they are

The little twat nugget who won't shut up about dinosaurs and keeps getting closer and closer

Twat Nugget by BecauseTheresHer September 27, 2018