Turkish Hooker

you get a haircut and a handjob from a turk whilst eating a kebab and drinking a lot of coffee

i was hungry for kebab and needed a haircut so it made sense to get a turkish hooker.

by cockmaster17 April 22, 2011

turkish delight

When a fat, Turkish guy straddles above a skinny girl lying on the floor (or vice versa. face up or down depending on personal preference). The fat Turk then jumps in the air, twiddles his toes like a ballerina and lands on the girl in the splits.

My favourite delight is turkish delight.

by Anastasia Beaverhoussen April 16, 2006

Turkish Ringtone

A cell phone ringtone that is so unconscionably obnoxious, that, without hesitation, you must fill any available orifice (typically the anus) of the offender with your penis (offended male) or handheld/strap on phallus (offended female). This act is not homoerotic if the offender and offended are of the same sex, it is merely a tactic to display supremacy over the offender, and to cease the offensive ringtone in such a manner as to keep it from repeating after the offender has been defiled.

Dude, ditch that Turkish Ringtone before you find yourself smuggling sausage in Browntown!

by Sofaking Wiitodded November 18, 2010

turnin me out

The act of receiving a humongous penis inside your anus. So much that your whole body quivers in pain.

Wow, that nasty man sure is turnin me out. My butthole is bleeding!

by OrdyFlava August 20, 2011

Turkish Snowcone

When you have anal sex and your partner then licks the bulbous fecal matter off the top of your penis.

“I banged Sue in the ass and then I gave her a Turkish Snowcone!”

by The Big Spizoo December 31, 2020

turkish twig

yo blunt nigga! look for hand rolled goodness. no stems or seeds and only the finest sticky green;a camel ciggerette; some rat head bitch always trien to get ya goods nigga!

yo's bro, that is some fine chroniic you got there! let me slide it into a tirkish twig and get this shit started.; George Bush, throw me that tirkish twig, i enjoy their smooth flavor and sharp taste.; Damn nigga! that fuckn turkish twig bitch is back again! GET HER BEFORE SHE RUINS R CARPETS!

by T0KE July 11, 2006

Camel Turkish Golds

worst cigarettes ever for me,,
tastes like piss/rotten fish..
if you like the sour taste,, maybe,,
i'm seriously regretting that i bought this pack

yo u wanna drink piss?
nah, i'd rather smoke camel turkish golds!

by jay h. November 20, 2007