Turkan brand

During sex the male puts a rug on the females back and lights the rug on fire while ejaculating.

I gave my wife a Turkan Brand last night.

by PapaSmurf35 July 17, 2017

Turd Tube

This is the last couple of inches if the intestinal tract. It's where the turds come out. It's literally a tube for turds. And it sounds funny when you say it to someone who isn't expecting it.

Tell them I'll talk to them later. I have to go to the bathroom because my turd tube is full.

by Bob Tate September 6, 2017

Turd finder

A person who often states a negative aspect of any situation.

The critical TV announcer of the Olympic ice skaters is a turd finder.

by Language King February 21, 2018

Turbo lesbian

A lesbian who’s only objective with girls is to get through every one of them in their city

Be careful of Samantha dude... she’s a turbo lesbian and won’t want anything more than a hookup

by Gaby SA October 1, 2018

Turkish Push

The Turkish Push is sex position that involves both people to stand butt to butt. They then bend over away from each other and the guy pushes his erection down and back to inserted into the ass or vagina. Both people then "back it up" and start pushing their asses against each other, maximizing pleasure and ass smashing.

Dude, my ass is all bruised cus that crazy chick wanted to do the Turkish Push all freakin night!

by ForFun1 November 1, 2018

turdean

Something that has 100% luck modifier but every 30 seconds does something unpredictable.

Doing that was so turdean!

by Qweasd1qqq November 26, 2018

Turloc

Similar to a SMIB, a Turloc is someone from southern Delaware that exhibits redneck traits and is more than likely inbred. They can be found in large groups at NASCAR races and country concerts in nearby major cities like Philly and DC.

You can tell you’re in Turloc country when the American flags are replaced with confederate flags and every driveway has a car on cinder blocks parked in it.

by 666months_overdue February 2, 2019