The act of giving oral to the rectum or penis in short bursts, much like one giving a jazz solo for a trumpet.
by jimmies be rustled April 26, 2014
Get the jazzy trumpet mug.The act of accidentally touching the moist freezing rim of the toilet with the end of your cock whilst you sit on the shitter contemplating life and snapchatting your nearest and dearest.
It is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.
It is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.
"Man, I just experienced a chilly trumpet whilst snapping Jessica about what happened in Oceana last night"
"Oh dear how unpleasant!"
"Oh dear how unpleasant!"
by Jonathon Pembersley April 23, 2015
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aka "The lower load blower."
Nicknamed for the male organ signifying its instrument for sex and making music
Nicknamed for the male organ signifying its instrument for sex and making music
Dude1: Hey bro did you fuck that band whore we met at the musical ?
Dude2:Bro YES! Her lips were trimboning my vagina trumpet.
Dude1:That sounds classical !
Dude2:Bro YES! Her lips were trimboning my vagina trumpet.
Dude1:That sounds classical !
by Dicmaster92 March 17, 2016
Get the Vagina Trumpet mug.What you would call someone or, more specifically, someone's bum when they have a loud, rumbling passing of gas.
Oh my god, did you just fart? I felt that hiney trumpet over here!
Dude, seriously? You're a damn hiney trumpet!
Dude, seriously? You're a damn hiney trumpet!
by piratefire777 September 19, 2016
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Get the anal trumpet mug.An act of involving at least two parties where the male will shit into the females mouth. After cradleing the turd in her mouth, she then forcibly projects the faecal matter back into the male's anus by blowing it as hard as she can resembeling the act of playing a trumpet.
Five years ago, Sebastians wife was being a bitch to him so he punished her with a german trumpet. She has been the nicest lady ever since.
by Nk1992 July 7, 2016
Get the German trumpet mug.When you eat the ass of a woman (or man) whilst making a ululating sound. this will give off the sound of a ukulele, whilst playing the trumpet
Hey man, were you giving my mum the ukulele trumpet last night? It was pretty loud.
You hear that noise last night? That was me playing the ukelele trumpet on your sister!
You hear that noise last night? That was me playing the ukelele trumpet on your sister!
by Sthepen the 17th of Auckland a May 22, 2016
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