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turbo toot

a fart that smells like rotten eggs and lingers around for a while.
People literaly choked because the air was so think from Ted's turbo toot.
by Jason9 September 18, 2006
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toothless wonder

An individual that doesn't care about his personal hygiene and is missing teeth from decay and neglect, yet still does o.k. for themself in other aspects of life.
Hey bruce you toothless wonder, the doctor found your four front tooths, they was hanging on jessies nut sack! Pick em' up at the office.
by kolman December 17, 2009
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Tijuana toothpaste

Sperm that is ejaculated in the facial region.
Flash those pearly whites, senorita--here comes the Tijuana toothpaste.
by Bones March 3, 2004
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toothfairyed

Taking something that belongs to someone else while they are not present and leaving a small amount of money as compensation.
1) Joe wasn't in his room so JP toothfairyed some of Joe's cigarettes, taking three and leaving 54 cents in the pack.

2) JP was drunk (again) and Eric's parents weren't home so he took some of their beers from the fridge, leaving a dollar where they had been toothfairy-style.
by JPanda February 10, 2010
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Toothpick flag

A home-made tiny flag constructed with a toothpick and one of those tiny page-marker post-its. Usually used for flag planting. Alternatively, one of the manufactured country flags commonly used in food arrangements can be used if you and your roommates are of distinctly different ethnicities.
Ever since Jim moved in, our room has become completely filled with toothpick flags.
by AbunDANt DANger May 5, 2010
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Toothepasting

Toothepasting is when you take toothepaste and apply it to your nipples for the euphoric affects.
Dude me and Sam went toothePasting, shit was so cash
by ffol October 14, 2012
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Toothpaste Transplant

Two men simultaneously sucking each other's penises until they have both ejaculated into eachother's mouths. They will then proceed to exchange each other's semen with their mouths and gargle until it becomes foamy.
Hey, Jim you up for a Toothpaste Transplant tonight?
by Shit flickington 26 May 7, 2017
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