Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.

Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!

by IFSATG March 26, 2021

Grave pound

When you have worms and let someone have anal sex with you.

Went over to my friend's house the other day and he let me do a grave pound on him

by Fredds August 17, 2021

98 pounds and tough as nails

Someone that calls everyone and everything abusive or inappropriate.

Now that he was elderly, terminally ill, and on a ventilator, the 98 pounds and tough as nails girl was going to go to the hosputal and kick his abusive ass. She had finally found the resolve and courage to do it, and she had decided that no matter the cost to anybody else, she would get her respect as the new guard, and the old guard was on it's way out.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

Dog Hound Pound

The act of a male pounding a dog with his or her strap on.

Man my dog wants to Dog Hound Pound.

by Dogsog February 15, 2022

Pillow pounding

Tit wank

Those tits are perfect for pillow pounding.

by Carpe_librum July 30, 2018

grey pounding

A sexual liaison between an older man and a significantly younger woman; often used sarcastically.

Older man to a friend: "I quite like the young lady who moved in next door."
Friend to older man: "Yeah...I think she would love a grey pounding."

by the_earl December 16, 2013

pound it

Fist bump

After someone says something valid or a funny jokes say "pound it" and give them a fist bump

by validddddd September 20, 2023