turkey tired

Post-turkey exhaustion, especially on Thanksgiving.

"Dude want to go to the movies tonight?"
"Dude no thanks I just had thanksgiving dinner, I'm so turkey tired"

by mdanny December 15, 2008

[spare tire]

the "fat boner" that is created when the waist band of one's pants are rather snug; the bulge of fat below the waistband of a pair of tight pants

faloner come in various sizes and often take years to grow to a respectable size

good places to spot faloners are usually the isles of walmart, dollar stores, and fast food resturants

These pants really accentuate my faloner.

That girl's faloner jiggles nicely while she dances.

She doesnt have a fat stomach, she has a nice faloner.

Thats not just any spare tire, thats an amazing faloner.

by poopshaft24 January 2, 2009

fat tire bicycle

Its a combined definition of fat tire and bicycle. Fat tire is a fat chick that you bang in the belly button. and a bicycle is a slut. So a fat tire bicycle is a slut that is fat and you don't wanna fuck her pussy so you stick it in her bellybutton.

Your mom is my fat tire bicycle.

by The-effin'-man January 26, 2010

Tearing Tired

When you're really sad and you cry yourself to sleep.

I was so sad last night that I was tearing tired.

by BallingHardxo October 18, 2012

Shit Tired

A really messy shit the next day after sleeping later than normal. Usually best graphically represented by a snapchat.

Ben: "I know it's past my bedtime, but it's Friday so I thought I'd treat myself to 1 o'clock."
Me: ""Careful! You're gonna shit tired tomorrow man."

by YellowAngel May 17, 2013

Smokin' Tires

The act of rapidly puffing on a cigar to:

a) Ensure an even distribution of burning tobacco at the tip
b) To fill the immediate vicinity with an obnoxious cloud of smoke, thereby notifying those around you that you're a very important man, smoking a very important smoke

Nick: I like the look of smoking a cigar, but how can I be certain that those around me notice I'm an inconsiderate douchebag?
Andy: Smokin' Tires, it's the only way.

by hoosier47804 August 20, 2013

spare tire date

An extension of the Third wheel. A person who is in a room full of people who are either occupied by, or attained to the opposite sex. Usually tagged along as a "Spare tire," while couples or touchy friends cuddle during a movie, gala, event.

"One night we were together, I just sat there, it was like a spare tire date."

by Mrfantastic September 14, 2013