Closet Bandit

A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.

"Cornelius is a Closet Bandit! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to like Marilyn Manson. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms and dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023

xmas bandit

a person who steals christmas or also a quite sexy person who play the massive MMORPG game runescape.

did you see that awsome guy on runescape called xmas bandit?

by rammon October 12, 2008

bridge bandits

a bunch of yutes thinking they're hard but they're wannabe london yutes.

have ye heard of the bridge bandits? nah, who are they? ion know tbh bunch of wannabe london tings.

by dont take me serious lol October 31, 2020

Bandit

the definition of Juice WRLD

aye my girl da definition of a bad bitch, stole ha heart, im the definition of a bandit

by ( ´∀｀ ) abomination December 11, 2024

bandit

It didnt go the way it was meant to go; as planned. Rather: "It went bandit".

Person being interviewed by police may lead police to believe he / she is 'having the job' that is: going to 'cough to the job'. But during interivew the person being interviewed admits to nothing / gives misleading information or goes 'no comment'. This then is going 'bandit' at interview.

by songthrush August 11, 2009

free battles on bandit

Free battles on bandit refers to when someone gives away free entries in Bandit-style battles, usually in online cases or gambling games, without asking for anything in return.

"Please, I'm bored, give me a free." — a common phrase to beg for free battles on bandit.

by The real bandit July 8, 2025

The Color Bandits

A brother-sister pair of notorious food critics that are so racist all they use are colors to determine the taste of the food. Sadly enough, I had them for dinner and they judged every thing by its color. Now- everything that's red, is now spicy, therefore, raspberries are spicy. But- they have made things more fair- there are MANY different weird shades of red.. sadly enough, thanks to them.

Red-
-rusty red
-Ohio state red
- shiny red
-blistering red
-God-that-hurts red
-red red
-sunshine-flowery red
- The color Bandits-red

by Precious the Dragon-Slayer June 20, 2010