Detroit Wagon

The neighborhood cumdumpster. A younger man (usually caucasian) serving as an onahole for many, many men (usually African-Americans).
Tyreese: You put your load on the Detroit Wagon today?

Jamal: You know it brother!
by lottamans June 16, 2024
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dad wagon

A dad wagon is where at least 5 dads run a train on one of the dad’s sons, making dad jokes as they do it.
Incest is fine but I hate it when my dad runs a dad wagon on me with his friends.
by Dad-inator May 16, 2019
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ram wagon

8 cylinders of love machine, in 1 full throttle dick
Oh yeah baby, do you like my ram wagon!?
by Photosynthesis June 19, 2015
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jig wagon

A jig wagon is a tasteless, gaudy, flashy car with mud flaps, small external horns, swirling twirlers, and large hood ornaments, most often seen in the hood driven by porch moneys drinkin’ mad dog 20 20 inside a paper sack. If one is seen in the burbs, they’re coming after your money or wife.
Billy Joe; Lookie there bubba, here comes another jig wagon.
Bubba; Yeah, them nigs done up to no good.
by Mohammad Gonzales September 27, 2011
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Puss Wagon

A tall sip of water who gets much tail while driving his mom’s station wagon.
by 2legit2start August 27, 2022
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Amish Covered Wagon

(N); synonym of Dutch Oven...

Typically perpetrated by the male human species (however open to both genders): when in bed one farts (silent or audibly), while pulling (or already having pulled) the covers over the others head in order to make a both warm and noxious local atmosphere.

It is the credentialed opinion of this author that this term was proliferated and hereby codified by virtue of a certain sharp witted, critical thinking Navy Health Care Administrator - who's name shall be with held for the sake of professional courtesy.
Upon returning home from deployment and witnessing the incredible house makeover, Jeff validated his familial happiness with no less than three Amish Covered Wagons that evening.
by always_laugh December 14, 2013
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