Flippin Tits

1. An espression of measure of one's anger

2. verb; to describe one's state of wrath towards others

So this asshole, right, was like pullin his meat in the middle of this test, so I was all like, "knock it off, i gotta concentrate!"
Then he was like " bite me!"
So I told this fool "pop off!"
Then like this teacher bitch said I was cheatin or something and failed me.

Then this kid skeets on my sneeks!

I was so pissed, i was flippin tits the rest of the week.

by lovemussell March 26, 2009

tit-scan

A name you call someone who is completely incompetent and ridiculous, and idiotic. You are in essence calling someone a mammogram, which is also ridiculous. This is a term that can be used very often, in many situations.

In addition to being an insult, it can also be used as a friendly greeting among buddies or co-workers.

This term will give your friends a good laugh if used with sincerity, as in the examples below.

Tit-scan may also be modified to:
tit-scanner (noun)
tit-scanned (past tense verb)
tit-scanning (being verb)

"Shut up you lil' tit-scan!!!"

"You are such a lil' tit-scan!"

"Hey tit-scan! Let's go to lunch and hold hands."

"Yeah, I dumped him, he was such a tit-scan."

"You tit-scanning butt-face! Get out of here!"

"Your Uncle Roy's new wife is such a tit-scanner. Get her outa the family tree quick."

"Stop tit-scanning and get your head back in the game."

"She totally tit-scanned you my friend."

by oshkoshgetoverit March 12, 2009

tit slam

to fuck strait on into the chest plate, with your erect meat, much to the suprise of the unsuspecting girl; with the goal of knocking the wind out of the lovely lady

yo i just threw a tit slam and it was great

by tit slamer January 17, 2009

titting about

Messing around, not getting anything done. Typically used in place of "procrastinating".

"I haven't got anything to do today. I guess I'll just be titting about on the Internet."

"Quit titting about and get some fucking work done."

by Fuqmin April 28, 2014

bisquit tits

Tits with a nice buttery complexion

What's up bisquit tits? You gonna let me make some bisquits and gravy?

by Truck Spellbinder May 19, 2014

screechy tits

usually a young girl that sometimes travels in packs that drinks way too much at clubs then uses her breasts and other feminine wiles in an attempt to receive free drinks, line privileges, attention, gifts or essentially whatever she wants. The combination of excess alcohol and clothing that is way too tight results in the raised pitch of the girls voice which causes a certain screechiness resulting in the receivers loss of hearing and weakened will to deny "screechy tits" whatever it is she is demanding

Way too many screechy tits in the club tonight, lets get out of here!

by FatStab June 3, 2014

Buffalo tits

A woman with breasts so large that if she were to crawl on her hands and knees, they would drag the ground.

"Dude, she has buffalo tits!"

by Atl311man June 29, 2014