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Hairy Tits

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Tits:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
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hairy bummer

Something that turns out to be even worse than expected (the expected bad thing just being a "bummer").
I thought my dole money had just been delayed, but it turns out it's been cut off altogether - what a hairy bummer!
by prairiefire June 12, 2010
mugGet the hairy bummermug.

Hairy Custard

The act of spunking over your partners hair like a faulty can of silly string
Sorry about that hairy custard last night... was fuuny but
by JOJI$$ August 9, 2021
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hairy scary

“he’s got a hairy scary”
“i sucked a fat hairy scary the other day
by wot do u mean December 14, 2017
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Hairy Shaft

Someone who has hair grow on the shaft of their penis
"Damn did you hear Patrick had a hairy shaft!"
by BubbaPhonk October 11, 2022
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Hairy eccles

Balls of toilet tissue that stick to the hairs of your rectum after wiping your bum after a poo
by Nobbycar May 17, 2021
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hairy ghost

Some bullshit Taylor and Matt made up so you would look it up on urban dictionary expecting to read about some nasty pubic hair type thing, only to find we just wanted to say you're awesome and rage on.
You guys remember that one time Nectar dropped that one song, and it was like MRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWW MWAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

I went fucking hairy ghost during that shit!
by swaggatee October 15, 2017
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