hip dad

A dad who is so hip that he uses all of cool lingo and knows how to get down with the kids

Hey did you see that hip dad at the party?" "Yea man that dad was swag like a hype beast!"

by Kdawg766633 April 7, 2017

Dad Pat

A Dad Pat is a pat, on the back or head, that is just hard enough to not hurt you, and is usually delivered by a fatherly figure.

"Hey, uh, Dad?"
"Yeah Jeremy, what's up?
"What's a dad pat, and how do I do it?'
"Well in order to do a dad pat you have to be a father, trust me, I'll show what is looks and feels like. Okay?"
"Oka-."

"Oh, that was to hard, damn, his head is gone, I'll get better next time."

by LucasWasHere July 24, 2021

Jacob's Dad

A piece of shit no one likes.

"Jacob's Dad is an asshole"

by EINGO November 3, 2019

dad nap

A nap that dads take in the evening before actually going to bed. Usually in their recliner and between 8:00-11:00 pm

Dad always brags about being up early but we all know he’s taking that dad nap in his chair by 8 pm.

by Mo1996 October 7, 2020

my dad

my dad is a unexciting character in my life and un existing

hey my dad is unexciting

by your gay if u see this May 26, 2020

dad stance

A formidable pose only mastered by that of the father variety, most common in baseball dads. It consists of a semi wide stance with hands on love handles followed by an exasperated sigh

John: dang Ethan got that dad stance

by Dad_stance0809 April 6, 2023

erased dad

Dad suffering from parental alienation

"He is an erased dad, his ex creates preposterous reasons for being angry with the erased dad."

by Iowawildlifeaction February 7, 2022