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Cloud

Cloud = Complete Loss of User Data
Cloud computing is where one puts all one's eggs in someone else's basket. This now means that the cloud has you by the balls. The IT people you once employed are now too expensive to call as they have now all become freelance consultants.
Argh! Fucking cloud has gone down and the client can't access any of their data.
by SaltyKnob September 29, 2020
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Cloud Mouth

I need water I have horrible cloud mouth.
by Vbestever June 27, 2017
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Cloud

Refers to a person that is naturally high without the use of drugs.
by RockSmelter June 29, 2017
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Purple Cloud

When a fart lingers in the room way to long and the next person walks through it when no one is around.
Joe: Damn someone floated and air bisquet and now I’m engulfed in a purple cloud.
by Keysmarine June 14, 2018
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Cloud

When someone smokes and depending what they are smoking will depend what clouds they blow because there are many many different types of clouds as listed are the main ones but not limited to as in Vapor Clouds "Nicotine", cigar clouds, 420 clouds, cigarette clouds, tobacco pipe clouds and other clouds tbrough a bong/quag and or pipe" that can deal with illegal drugs smoking.
I was vaping and my clouds were flavored.
by GUARDIAN Of a Nation "Goan" November 2, 2021
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ninja clouding

when someone suddenly disappears so quickly that no one notices and everyone is so confused as to where or how that person left without any hint of them leaving. they've gotten so far away in such a short span of time its simply impossible for you not to have noticed and you wonder if secretly thye are ninjas.
you're talking to your friends and suddenly you look away and look back......there were seven of you three seconds ago....now where'd he go? your friend is ninja clouding on you
by ninja chik August 30, 2009
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Cloud Nicholls

A form of getting drunk and high at the same time.
The act of taking an alcoholic beverage in a can, drinking three quarters of the beverage, and then turning the can into a pipe and smoking your personal amount of marijuana from it. As you smoke the marijuana, the fumes and light evaporation of the alcohol will enter your bloodstream through your lungs, causing a much more intense high, but not drunk enough to have a noxious effect. For safety purposes, please refrain from drinking more than one beverage, and use less marijuana than what you usually smoke.
Person 1: Why are you using a can, don't you have a pipe?
Person 2: I only have a can of beer and a pinch of weed, so I'm doing a Cloud Nicholls to get f**ked up.
by Cloud Nicholls March 9, 2015
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