tit slam

to fuck strait on into the chest plate, with your erect meat, much to the suprise of the unsuspecting girl; with the goal of knocking the wind out of the lovely lady

yo i just threw a tit slam and it was great

by tit slamer October 05, 2008

tit-totter

While tending a fire and a piece of wood won't sit where you want it.

Mike "why do you keep messing with the fire?". Jeff "This log keeps tit-tottering around and its pissing me off!"

by gumps1340 May 17, 2009

Buffalo tits

A woman with breasts so large that if she were to crawl on her hands and knees, they would drag the ground.

"Dude, she has buffalo tits!"

by Atl311man June 29, 2014

Tits Galore!

A statement uttered when an abundance of cleavage has been identified.

Steve: Tits Galore!
Dave: Oh my God... You would need a snorkel to motor boat those things

by Nas Colan January 03, 2020

Half tit

When you see a half tit on a female and have to go and bash one out

J: *whispering* look, half tit
R: wow
J: sorry but I’ve got to go bash one out over that

by jbutty/half tit November 22, 2018

Tits on a bear

A hairy or unsightly situation to be in or witnessed.

We were tits on a bear until the police drove by and didn't see us hiding. The game was tits on a bear until they overcame that 20 point deficit in the last quarter.

by Boofing it December 02, 2020

Hammer Tits

Tits that are so big they feel like a hammer when rested on your face.

Dude Lisa Ann's hammer tits are insane.!!
-Ya, she flopped em all over my face last weekend, they really nailed me if you know what I mean!!

by HammerTitties November 10, 2015