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Flip Tree

Flip one was a Beagle
Flip two was a Black Lab.
Flip Tree was a German Shepard.
by Mark Michalski February 15, 2009
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Tree Boxer

A tall muscular man with stamina; a fighter; a protector; and a lover.
I can see you have found yourself a nice tree boxer young lady,
Every woman dreams of finding their tree boxer.
by Intrinsicmotiv February 19, 2018
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Window-tree

A bird feeder that mad people put outside their window to look ugly.

No lip around the trays so food will blow off and attract rats.

Made by someone that can't controll their bowels.
Hey Andy, do you think I should buy this Window-tree so I can watch birds eat?

No way Lisa! Just go to the garden centre and buy a metal one that won't rot, and it will have proper trays that won't let the food blow away.

Is this Window-tree bird feeder safe?

No! The maker probably didn't wash their hands after the last time they shat themselves! Plus it doesn't meet any EU or Britsh safety specifications.

If I buy this Window-tree am I helping the economy?

No! The person isn't paying any income tax or VAT, it's highly illegal.

Will this Window-tree last long?

No, it's wooden, it will rot.
by L.s.v.Kennan July 24, 2012
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golf tree

person 1: HEY! you got your ball stuck in that golf tree

person 2: wtf is a golf tree
by BobcatT300 June 20, 2021
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Tree Vagina

I Fagot from your school who needs to kill them-self because no one likes them. (GAYFAGGOTRETARDDICKSNIFING PEICESOFSHIT)
FUCK you kaleb You Tree vagina go sniff a dick you faggot.
by KalebP!23 November 28, 2017
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Frosty tree

When a man or woman gets cum in there pubes
Yo joe i gave my gf a frosty tree last night
by Sub September 26, 2017
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Decorating the tree

Decorating the tree”is a term that refers to having sex with your significant other. More specifically decorating your partners face with a white substance

Similar terms such as “deck the halls”
Me: “Hey bro, I’m gonna go decorate the tree tonight! Shes going to look like a glazed donut when I’m done with her!”

Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!”

Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night”

Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”
by Deekp145 December 5, 2019
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