granny tongue

when one pulls out his ball sack n squeezes it into the shape of a tongue representing an old, saggy, wrinkly tongue.

the granny's actual tongue was not nearly as disturbing as her husbands granny tongue.

by G June 7, 2003

Ox Tongue

when a slag has had sex so many times she has loose skin hanging out of her phagina which resembles an ox tongue

"i fucked this slag so hard, so many times that she totally ox tongued me, the worthless skank"

doc: this is a bad burn you will need a skin graft

slag: what skin will i use

doc: how 'bout that fucking fat ox tongue hangin' below your hot pants

by Anonymous (Evan) September 17, 2005

Tongue on the pulse

Phrase used by those arrogantly convinced they are one step ahead of those with their finger on the pulse.

I knew Tiger was headed for a fall months ago... I've got my tongue on the pulse of the golf world.

by Katco2010 January 5, 2010

tenuck

10 people having sex

i just had a tenuck

by tigers are cute but not to eat September 13, 2016

Tongue Punch Your Lady Bucket

When a man inserts / removes and inserts his tongue repeatedly into a ladies juicy bits

Hi Diana, I will be home to Tongue Punch your Lady Bucket when I get back from work!

by MootstoneMootstoneMootstone September 23, 2016

Tongue Chewer

An insult that Sandy used against SpongeBob. While arguing about which is better: land or sea creatures. In the episode Pressure.

Sandy: Tongue chewer!
SpongeBob: *gasps* Take that back you...Not wet person.

by Kookycatl119 March 22, 2021

tongue taster

a person that tastes tongues.

Person1: OMG i just got a new job!
Person2: Well, what is it?
Person1: Im a tongue taster!
Person2: ...

by this isthename April 18, 2021