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Brown tears

When your anus seeps out regret from last night's cheap Thai food
Hey Jack thanks for that cheap $10 Thai food last night. Shame I'm stuck on the toilet with my brown tears.
by womb raider August 8, 2016
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Ghost Tears

The act of masturbating two men until both ejaculate into your open eyes.
Bruce forgot his costume so we gave him ghost tears.
by Nikki_Blunt August 22, 2021
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Tears From a Sky Clown

1. Verb: To achieve ridiculous goals through ridiculous means.

2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.
My boss wants me to wash my teeth without a brush for the next week, but still wants me to be clean! It's like milking tears from a sky clown over here.
by jimmies be rustled April 8, 2020
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giraffe tear

A tear made of a giraffes brain
Omg it’s a giraffe tear i might die
by Oopsksksks February 20, 2021
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Tear asshole

The act of releasing a rather large and unpleasant smelling fart
by Chickmagnet112 August 22, 2021
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tear wearing

When you wear clothing despite knowing it's torn.
I'm tear wearing these socks until I get new ones.
by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
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