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Tan

Andrew is such a Tan! He licked Taylors butthole in exchange for nice things.
by Mathieu E April 12, 2017
mugGet the Tanmug.

Tan Xiao Tong

A beauty, a talented designer and most importantly... She'll be Kai Wen's life partner.

Don't try argued with her. She's armed.
Love you, Tan Xiao Tong.
You so TXT, can't discuss with you.
by 20160309 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Tan Xiao Tongmug.

spray-tan dump

When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.
I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.
by thechri5 March 1, 2019
mugGet the spray-tan dumpmug.

Xavier Jose Tan

A kind generous sometimes bossy being who always think about the others before himself, someone who you can rely to. He'll be always there for you.
by JamesNaismith June 8, 2021
mugGet the Xavier Jose Tanmug.

emily tan

a beautiful Asian woman that is funny and smart.
by fhdfskjdfkljasdkfhsdklajncd November 3, 2013
mugGet the emily tanmug.

grandpa tan

A tan that has an orangish tint and on an older male or female with wrinkles.
Yo you vegan nerd u have a grandpa tan LOL
by HowYaFeel June 9, 2019
mugGet the grandpa tanmug.

GARY "MONKEY" TAN

a monkey aka harisson aka dude aka tan man aka monkey tan aka ao ming but a nice guy to everyone he is a boy born on speterm 39843
by your neighborly hackor April 5, 2023
mugGet the GARY "MONKEY" TANmug.

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