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htc touch pro

i paid $600 for this piece of shit that locks up, buttons sporadically work, and does whatever it wants to do--slowly. if i press txt, the internet comes up 12 seconds later

oh, you have an htc touch pro? sorry for ya suckajack!!
by classic1979 April 24, 2009
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Touch the Sun

To 'Touch the Sun' is to get so high on an intoxicant/s that you feel like you can touch the sun.
Sam: Man, lets take all the shit we have and touch the sun!

Phill: Fuck yeah, I want to burn my hands off!
by Mr_Warz February 24, 2009
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tech touch of death

What someone has when they break technology or gadgets easily just by touching or holding it. Usually women have it more than men.
Guy1: Dude, I lent my laptop to your girlfriend for five minutes and it already broke! Is every girl so bad with technology?
Guy2: Yeah, they all got the tech touch of death.
by aileronrider07 July 6, 2010
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"Touch of Gray" Syndrome

The condition of bitchiness towards one's male counterpart that occurs after reading the aforementioned kinky series. Cures are spankings and just enough bdsm to satisfy the wandering imagination. . .
"Ugh-I'm srsly so tired of my bf. We never do anything and he's so boring. . ."
"Girl-you got that "Touch of Gray" Syndrome."
by flowtrees December 14, 2014
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touch my azure

Someone giving you a cloud handjob
Rainbows and blowjob and touch my azure
by TCDooM November 20, 2018
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Two wings touching

Two penis, one hole.
Sheila is a double nasty one. Last night she asked Blake and I for Two Wings Touching!
by WYO_10 August 6, 2017
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My Deuce Touch

People with a my deuce touch turn everything they touch to shit. It's basically the opposite of a Midas touch.
Can you stop instrument yourself into all of these important tasks? Your my deuce touch is ruining everything we're trying to accomplish!
by BreadOverBliss August 3, 2018
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