ginger tosser

Someone who is pathetic and lacks confidence, bears little to no masculine traits, and is of course ginger.

"Martin! make us some tea you ginger tosser"

by lukerose2002 December 20, 2020

Islington Tosserati

Residents from the London borough of Islington, who are typically, wealthy bankers, champagne socialists or employed by the BBC. First came to notoriety in 1997 with New Labour entering government. Favoured holiday destination, Tuscany where they live on a diet of sun-dried tomatoes and polenta (poncey Italian porridge), washed down with litres of Chianti.

All those lefty liberal leaning socialist worker types on the parliamentary Public Accounts Committee are unfit for purpose, apart from a bit of virtue signalling to all their Islington Tosserati mates.

'It's Grim Up North London', my MP is Emily Thornberry, there's Waitrose convenience store on every corner, and crossing the road you're likely to be run over by an Ocado van. Furthermore you cannot move for poncey restaurants packed full of the Islington Tosserati.

by Pol Advisor February 12, 2021

Air fried tossed salad

N. Technically a fart, specifically while tossing salad.

While having my salad tossed I relaxed a bit too much. She ate my air fried tossed salad, and spent the thirty minutes in the bathroom vomiting that forty dollar shrimp cocktail she just had to have for dinner.

by BIG 60, blytheville September 7, 2020

tossing the salad

eating out of the ass

I slapped some syrop on her ass and tossed the salad....

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

tossed salad

A green leafy dish, usually made with lettuce, with some sort of dressing, i.e. ranch, 1000 island, etc...

As a precurser to dinner, my little brother made me some tossed salad.

by Dan Yaeger September 23, 2008

Tossing the word salad

Speaking nonsensically out of your ass as part of an official role, position, or duty in the course of defending Joey B’s policies on mandatory vaccines, open borders, and big tech censorship, as well the unequivocal assignment of all non-vaxxed humans as plague rats.

When beta cucks or CNN defend Joey B, they sound like they are tossing the word salad.

Jonny: If you would just get the jab and continue to mask up, we could get back some of the freedoms as part of the necessary compliance to defeat Covid-19.

Jerm: sounds like you’re tossing the word salad!

by Master troll 007 October 1, 2021

Tossshit

Corruption of "tosser" and "shit", denoting somebody who fulfils the twin abilities of being both a "tosser" (English expression with same meaning as "wanker") and functionally useless (IE "shit").

Has the unique distinction of possibly being the only offensive insult to feature three consecutive s's.

I hate him - he's a real stupid fucking tossshit isn't he?

by Dodg March 14, 2009