Top Men

Code words for "I hid that shit somewhere so good, that I lost it".

Grant: "Hey bro, where's my lighter?"

Nick: "It's with Top Men."

Grant: "Who?"

Nick: "TOP...MEN..."

Grant: "You fucking lost it didn't you?"

Nick:"Yeah..."

by Falsedawn December 29, 2010

Top Hat

a hat worn mostly in older times, rarely seen today

"Some fag in the mall I saw today was wearing a top hat"

by Itchi July 2, 2008

Top Gun

When you were banging a girl doggy style and put a dildo in her butt and a controlling her like you're flying a jet fighter referencing the movie "top gun"

"Yo I was banging this girl doggy style last night and stuck a dildo in your butt hole and start a riding her like a fighter jet straight up gave her a "top gun"

by StraightBusiness January 26, 2015

Top Gun

Two Guys Sit Across From Each Other and Simulataneously Give Each Other Hand Jobs, like they are playing with a joystick

Hey You wanna play top gun?
I'll be Goose, you can be Maverick

by Chris Snyder February 1, 2004

top rank

Shit hot

by onya onion June 6, 2003

top over the pop mock yofo

to top something you recently did with something even better, thus giving people something to look forward to.

Are you going to top over the pop mock yofo your gig next year and give an even greater concert?

by HyggeligKar January 9, 2008

top hat eye patch man

one of the 4 men involved in a mystical thing called the giant circle.

Hey man giant circle tonight!
No man, top hat eye patch man already gave me a great time last week.

by Banana Hamikk May 10, 2008