happy stagger

Noun: A phrase used to refer to the merry intoxicated walk one does on their best drinking night. This is the walk that normally makes friends and starts conversations with strangers.

Verb: to walk intoxicatedly with a smile on one's face.

Example 1: The other night I had so much fun! My happy stagger was all over the place!

Example 2: Man, John is having a great night but it's probably time to have him happy stagger home.

by kflare3 January 10, 2013

happy mayonaise

When you notice your girlfriend is happy and you decide to surprise her with cumshot attack just to ruin her day

Ahh man jenna was bragging about how good her day was so I hit that bitch with some happy mayonaise just to shut her up

by chubbzilla April 24, 2016

happy bunny

The best damn bunny you'll ever meet, saying funny yet negative things. T-shirts, stickers, ect. are found in Hot Topic and Claire's.

"Whatever you moron"
"You're gross, I'm hot. Doesn't seem fair does it?"
"You suck big time"
"You're funny...looking"
"Wow, you're ugly"

-Happy Bunny

by Maddiekinz December 9, 2008

Happy Slap

Happy slaps was first made from chavs 14 - 16 year old lads slapping an unsuspecting person at school or outside of school. Another accomplice records the slap on their phone which their dad got from the back of a black lorry. Usually, they are in groups because they are faggits who don't do it individually - victims can be women, blokes, anyone the pricks think are a suitable target.

"You are on Happy Slap tv"

by Elite May 13, 2005

happy drink

A fun, strong, alcoholic drink to put u in a happy mood such as margeritas, strawberry daiquiries, mud slides, mojitos, etc

hey I'm going to jump in the shower, why don't you whip up some happy drinks before we head out...

by teddyt July 13, 2014

Happy Stick

A Marijuana Joint Dipped in PCP

One hit of that Happy Stick and John is buzzing.

by Toneman November 14, 2012

Happy Hands

adj. a male's hands used to caress a female's body, usually around the chest area.

v. To put hands up someone's shirt and massage their breasts

I put my happy hands up Jenny's shirt, and she moaned with pleasure.

by Yellow-Fire December 9, 2002