Skip to main content

tit-totter

While tending a fire and a piece of wood won't sit where you want it.
Mike "why do you keep messing with the fire?". Jeff "This log keeps tit-tottering around and its pissing me off!"
by gumps1340 May 17, 2009
mugGet the tit-tottermug.

Hammer Tits

Tits that are so big they feel like a hammer when rested on your face.
Dude Lisa Ann's hammer tits are insane.!!
-Ya, she flopped em all over my face last weekend, they really nailed me if you know what I mean!!
by HammerTitties January 13, 2016
mugGet the Hammer Titsmug.

screechy tits

usually a young girl that sometimes travels in packs that drinks way too much at clubs then uses her breasts and other feminine wiles in an attempt to receive free drinks, line privileges, attention, gifts or essentially whatever she wants. The combination of excess alcohol and clothing that is way too tight results in the raised pitch of the girls voice which causes a certain screechiness resulting in the receivers loss of hearing and weakened will to deny "screechy tits" whatever it is she is demanding
Way too many screechy tits in the club tonight, lets get out of here!
by FatStab June 3, 2014
mugGet the screechy titsmug.

the tit touch

When you touch the tit with any object. Hand, penis, face, brick, knife. As long as it touches the tit, you're good.

Can be a man's tit or a woman's tit.
Person one: Yo, dude! Heard that one guy got laid last night.
Person two: Yeah, apparently all he had to do was the tit touch and she was down and ready to fuck.
by aawuhua123 June 14, 2017
mugGet the the tit touchmug.

Tits Galore!

A statement uttered when an abundance of cleavage has been identified.
Steve: Tits Galore!
Dave: Oh my God... You would need a snorkel to motor boat those things
by Nas Colan January 2, 2020
mugGet the Tits Galore!mug.

Tits on a bear

A hairy or unsightly situation to be in or witnessed.
We were tits on a bear until the police drove by and didn't see us hiding. The game was tits on a bear until they overcame that 20 point deficit in the last quarter.
by Boofing it December 1, 2020
mugGet the Tits on a bearmug.

Tit Slander

The reduction of a woman's identity based solely on the size of her breasts.
"Jane has great knockers."

"Woah, man. That's just tit slander."
by Hectortheradio August 5, 2018
mugGet the Tit Slandermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email