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Kevin malone

The best anime character of all time, Kevin uses his huge body to fight off the insults of fellow co-workers.
" I just wanted to sit on the beach and eat hot dogs." -Kevin Malone
by Harold78 January 23, 2018
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Kevin Durant

to leave your team and join the team that you can't beat and so you can get a ring
by Samald4 July 5, 2016
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Kevin Spacey

When a drunk grown man sexually advances unsolicited on an underage teen boy.
Did you just Kevin Spacey my little brother? I outta kill you!
by Larrychair October 31, 2017
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pulling a Kevin

Attempting to get permission to leave work early on any given day for a reason that is questionable in its legitimacy, or perhaps outright laughable. Often, the reason given will employ minor ailments such as getting "fuzz in one's eye" or "having a toothache". It is also preceded by a minimum of thirty minutes in which the individual must constantly groan, complain loudly to an unspecified and unsympathetic audience, close their eyes, grimace and ultimately create a spectacle which only further highlights the ludicrous nature of the stated discomfort.
Example 1: Did you hear that Vincent tried to leave work early today? He told Brian that his nose was too stuffed up and it was keeping him from hitting his quota. Brian knew he was just pulling a Kevin though and made him tough it out.

Example 2: Man, I was so hungover today that I decided on pulling a Kevin halfway through the day! Told them I felt sick and was going straight to the doctor, but really I just went home to get drunk again and watch Adventure Time in my boxers.
by dingleberryjones December 18, 2013
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Kevin's Stash

Joe:yo! Arturo tried to throw a chair at us because we found his Kevin's Stash!
Jenny: What the heck is a "Kevin's Stash"?
Joe: You have to know Kevin
by dannydevitoplush January 16, 2020
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Kevin Webster

A person who has been wearing the same jacket or coat for so long that it becomes a part of them, like Kevin Webster from Coronation Street who has been wearing the same bomber jacket for the last ten years. Reference used if jacket is also unfashionable.

Can also be known as a 'Webster' by those who are familiar with the character.
Person 1:- You wearing that coat again?

Person 2:- Yeah, why what's wrong with it?

Person 1:- You look like you're wearing a Kevin Webster!

Person 2:- That's fuckin' harsh man!
by Foldy435 November 27, 2012
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Black Kevin

A very white person who skin is black and is also very good looking
That person is such a Black Kevin, he never does what black people do but he sure is cute.
by Jasper wilgo November 16, 2013
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