Tripping the switch

Other name for female masturbation

Bailey: "oh my god Gina I'm so horny and Travis is out of town.."
Gina: "girl you've gotta trip the switch."
Bailey: "what's that?"
Gina: "tripping the switch? Like fucking yourself?"

by Emzie(: July 11, 2016

Social Media Taylor Swift

A girl who constantly posts on Social Media about how horrible the guy is that she just ended a relationship with. Not realizing that she might be the problem, or that she should date better guys, therefore she is the problem by default for making such a stupid choice.

Person 1: "Dude Susie is all over social media bashing the guy that just cheated on her."

Person 2: "Give her a week and they will be back together, or she will be dating another loser, because she is a moron."

Person 1: "You mean I am going to have to listen to this crap again?"

Person 2: "Many times my friend, many times. She is a Social Media Taylor Swift."

by Hey Jack June 7, 2017

The Bae and Switch

Two Close Friends where one of them is is about to or is already screwing some chick/dude, and without the other (3rd party) person knowing, they swap with each other.

The "Bae and Switch"

The Bae and Switch: I was stuck in a room with this fat chick, and I didn't wanna fuck her, so I hit the light, and pulled a Bae and Switch with my Wingman.

by Baesically September 6, 2017

Spliff and Switch

The act of smoking weed (usually a spliff/joint) and gaming on your Nintendo Switch

Ace:"Did you hear about John pulling a Spliff and Switch last night"

Chris:"Yeah I was there, it was insane"

by harveytheblade October 21, 2017

The ol switch grip

The action Where one has his or her hand get tired from masturbation that they have to switch hands to continue towards climax. (Must be said in a western cowboy voice).

I was jerking so hard that my left arm cramped so I did the ol switch grip.

by Croybarn October 28, 2017

the shared custody switch-a-rooni

The occasion of when the divorced parents of a child meet at a designated location to switch off their child for a certain amount of time. Sometimes this meeting point is created because the separated parents live quite far from one another and to make the commute fair to one another.

“Did your mom drive you all the way to your dads house in Worcester?”

“No the started doing the shared custody switch-a-rooni in a town closer to ours.”

by hbot47 November 10, 2019

The Light Switch Bitch

TLSB is basically a female that makes you think and feel as if they care about you, and as you get to know them they switch up on you for no reason, and leave without explanation. ...how rude...what a Light switch Bitch (TLSB for short)

The Light Switch Bitch TLSB for short is a female who switches up on you out of no where...

Her: “I can’t F*ck with you no more”

Him: “I gave you all my energy Danisha and all my time”

You’re friend: “dude just drop her, she’s a Light Switch Bitch anyways”

by Twitch: TTVDeepReef February 24, 2021