suicide hour

the time of day between getting home from the school run and placing prepared food in front of one's fractious offspring. Sometimes extends until children are dispatched to bed. Can often be halted by the pouring of drinks....

A: Shall I give you a call tonight to talk about the weekend?

B: Sure, but wait until after the suicide hour so that I can talk properly

by distractedhousewife July 9, 2010

Suicide Dive

Like regular skydiving, except one (or more) person(s) jump out of the plane with no parachute. They rely on someone else with a parachute on the plane to jump after them and catch them before...

Black-guy: "Yo, you heard 'bout Timmy? Heard he died sky diving."
White-guy: "Yeah, I was there too. He was doing a suicide dive. When Timmy jumped, no one caught him in time"
Black-guy:"White people"

by ogDICKDICKSON December 3, 2018

Suicide wednesday

After a long weekend of beer/drugs and the hangover/fear/paranoia are as strong as ever and you just want to end it.

The weekend was amazing but 3 days later I want to end it. Definitely suicide wednesday

by Duke L July 12, 2017

Flashlight Suicide

When someone purposely blinds themselves with a flashlight, usually after seeing something disturbing.

After seeing his friends facebook page, Jim commited flashlight suicide.

by SpecialBomb September 19, 2016

suicide shift

when you get scheduled to work at your shitty job from opening to closing hours

Friend 1: yo, where's tommy?
Friend 2: he's workin 10am-10pm at Subway today
Friend 1: dang son, suicide shift...RIP tommy

by androidlesbo April 23, 2015

inactively suicidal

When you won't kill yourself but wouldn't mind if you died.

Therapist: Are you suicidal?
Me: Inactively suicidal.
Therapist: Please elaborate.
Me: I'm not going to go shoot myself in the head, but if a car was coming toward me I don't exactly know if I would move out of the way.

by SilverWolf18 July 22, 2017

Suicide Bridge

Also known as the Golden Gate Bridge, Suicide Bridge is the a bridge which has one of the highest number of suicides in the world, in San Francisco.

Me: "Hey, I want to go to the Golden Gate Bridge."
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "Because it's Suicide Bridge, it's THE JUMP!"

by I'm just your problem December 8, 2016