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Stockton Junior high

A school thats pretty cool and its very new but the students are ghetto and pretty much a boy boinked a girl and got jumped and almost cutted his ear off but the ap and the officer saved him, normally it gets wild here a lot of fights but eh the teachers can be kind or mean
person A: hey its stockton junior high
person B: yes i heard that the principal quit because of "family and health" and the students being assh*les

person A; yes the school is very wild and the kids are ghetoo asf
by why u wanna know huh November 11, 2021
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Workplace Stockholm Syndrome

Going back to your place of work constantly when you're not working. Typical and most common in supermarket employees. Even though you hate your job, you love your place of work and go there all the time when you're off from work because its so much better, and if its a store you can freely buy things. Relatable to actual Stockholm Syndrome, when someone who is kidnapped gains pitty/respect for their captor.
Though the cashier hates his job at the supermarket, he constantly goes there when he's not working because of his severe case of Workplace Stockholm Syndrome.
by TheFiend138 April 28, 2015
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jizz stocking

When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise
Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!
by TKwalnuts69 December 13, 2017
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calum stockdale

A deaf boy who is very eggy and has sexual intercourse with Jacob Massey
by The ninky nonk February 9, 2018
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Slinging stocks and cutting deals

Going back to your life of shady business practices after you've served jail time for the said shady practices
Pauly P will probably be slinging stocks and cutting deals even if he will never serve time.
by Sexydimma July 16, 2022
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fuck me stockings

Sexy nylon stockings worn by women to cause sexual arousal in men. They are usually kept on while having sex and usually go with a pair of fuck me heels or a pair of fuck me boots.
W: hey, great, you are stone-hard tonight
M: must be those fuck me stockings that you are wearing, they're my viagra!
by Jirka69 October 5, 2017
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shockmasta

anyone who has mastered the art of the shocker
Man, Two in the pink, one in the stink...but wait maybe I switch it around cuz I'm a shockmasta!
by tristan phillips November 25, 2007
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