Sponge and Gunge

The process of jacking off while showering

Dude 1: why did you take ages in the shower bro?
Dude: I was having a phatt sponge and gunge

by Lil Nish June 26, 2018

sponkedoodle

when you put your cock in the dishwasher and ur dad comes in and rapes your cat

fuck man! I got sponkedoodled yesterday

by whiteretard April 10, 2018

SponeBoob

SponeBoob is the name of the Egyptian god mainly worshipped in the years 1300 to this year. SponeBoob was the god thought to have created fire, earth and water. The three main elements of this planet. SponeBoob is worshipped by over 124,000,000 people around the world and many more species on other planets.

"Oh no my kitchen is on fire, if only SponeBoob could use his water power to put it out!"

by SponeBoob the mighty September 30, 2018

spontaneous fasting

Much like intermittent fasting except the decision to fast is brought on by seeing the food prepared for you by your significant other.

After seeing the fish tacos made with salmon, that my wife made me, I decided it would be a good night to do some spontaneous fasting.

by Goodenf December 29, 2018

spongeknob

My nigga DeWayne( the rock) Johnson

Yo is that spongeknob

No that's my nigga rock

by Yackn12 February 15, 2019

Spong

A spong is a person who isn’t quite right in the head. Spong is a mixture between a spoon and a mong
spoon + mong = spong

Boy 1: have you seen that new girl
Boy 2: yeah she’s a right spong ain’t she

by 69ur_mum69 March 16, 2019

Spongebob

means a happy lil cartoon character sponge who likes working for the Krusty Crab and goes jellyfishing and has a Bestie named Pacrick the star 0w0 by Kayla Holiday

Watchin Spongebob

by Kayla Holiday April 25, 2019