Skip to main content

shit slide

When you're doing something normal and all of a sudden you have to shit really bad. It has the sensation of shit sliding through the rectum.
I was dating Cindy and I had to run to the bathroom because of a Shit Slide.

I failed my driver's test because I had to run out of the car due to a Shit Slide.

Choreographed slide 

A choreographed slide is similar to a drift/power slide.

Let me explain the difference.

Drifting/power sliding is the act of breaking the back end of your vehicle loose and sliding sideways around a corner without losing any of your entry speed.

Choreographed slideing is the act of doing whatever it takes to make the drifting/power sliding look as cool as possible. Whether that means slowing down right before entering the drift/power slide, losing some of your entry speed to give you the control you need to increase your angle without spinning out or to do a burnout while you perform your drift/power slide.
Do not confuse this definition of choreographed slide with the dance move of the same name.

dm slide irl

when you slide in gym class and yell "this be yo girls dms"
i dm slide irl everyday in gym classe because i am a lonlely meme king
dm slide irl by SIgabyTheMage January 19, 2017

baby slide 

when a girls pussy so tight it feels like your fucking an infant
bitch that baby slide got me busting in seconds
baby slide by Boofdude420 March 8, 2017

lane slide

To change multiple lanes at once and cause problems in the process.

also known as: lane sliding.
Person 1: Do you see that car ahead?
Person 2: Yeah, I can't believe he is trying to lane slide.
Person 1: OMG, he just forced that car to brake causing a car to hit them!
Person 2: Lane sliding should be prohibited..
lane slide by Anonymous11010111 August 15, 2017

monkey slide

A monkey slide means an old metal playground slide in piece of vintage playground equipment from years ago between the Early 1900s to the 1990s.
An old Metal Slide in an Old Playground is a monkey slide.