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Sphincter Slapped

1. The act of being repetitively struck on the anus with devastating force.

2. Before preforming anal sex with a back door virgin, you spank her rectum to "tenderize" or "loosen" the anus for easier penetration
1 ex. "Yea man, last night at dinner Hillary got me Sphincter Slapped when she told my parents about my herion addiction."

2 ex. "While in bed with Hilary the other day i flipped her over and Sphincter Slapped her for anal preparation."
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Boot Slapper

Soldiers must dig a 12" cat hole with their entrenching tool to defecate in the woods. When you drop a turd too long and hard for the cathole you dug for it, it inevitably topples sideways onto your boot.
Q: Did everything come out all right?
A: it was a real boot slapper
by all american 82 July 8, 2011
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Burrito Slapped

In reference to the viral video "Arizona racist white ladies threaten Mexican people". Basically when some arrogant people need to be knocked the fuck down! In the video two girls complained about burritos..therefore they should be slapped in their mother fucking ugly ass faces with a burrito. Maybe they'll look better an thank us.
Person 1: Did you see that racist video?!!
Person 3: yeah! Bitch about to get burrito slapped!
by Mc_Lovin' January 6, 2012
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machete slapped

1) In old Mexican pueblos ( villages, small towns ) the local folks use the flatside of machetes to beat someone severely ( usually the boy got someone's female relative preggers, stole property, defiant to the local don, etc) but not to be killed only as living message to not disturb the peace.

2) Someone showing signs of having a Latin lover ( usually a Latino male lover).

3) Latino males enaging in giving someone a " physcial reeducation " ( asswhooping ) to not disturb the peace and left as a living reminder to not be a jack hole in the hood.
Girl you glowing when we pass that taco hut stand! What?! You got machete slapped last night ?!

Miguel learned to not steal the " medicine plants " of Old man Paco the hard way. Paco shows Miguel the old school ways of correction by machete slapping his ass since his parents taught him no respect for other people's property.
by Ev1lJRoyce December 30, 2013
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Rasta Slapping

Rasta Slapping is a game in which stoners play, this is a totally random game made up by a group of stoners where the aim of the game is to simply slap another stoner directly on the forehead starting off a whole Rasta Slapping shenanigan between a group of stoners.
So who's going to start off the Rasta Slapping tonight then I wonder?
by RastaRyRy August 8, 2014
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happy slapping

The action of slapping your hand rapidly against your hand against rhe inside of your legs for pleasure or the anoyance of your friends
"He was happy slapping so loud and hard that it woke your mom."
by frissue April 27, 2015
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Button Slapper

One who lacks even a smidgen of ability in any video game, and in a panic rage of desperate attempt, slaps the entire controller / keyboard in an effort to scramble a victory.
ie. "Tom, why is it that every time I kill you in Halo, I hear a fury of panic slaps right before you die?"

Tom: I'm so out of practice, I go into full button slapper mode as a last resort.
by Dvinny7 August 9, 2015
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