French Shower

To cover oneself with aftershave as an alternative to washing.

Student 1: Dude, the hot water's on the blink again!
Student 2: Fuck it, I'll just take a French Shower.
Student 1: Sweet

by Harry Sargent June 14, 2008

golden shower

when one persons partner uninates on the other for sexual pleasure.

i showered with rick last night he layed on the floor and asked me to give him a golden shower

by Lizzie Borwn July 30, 2010

Power shower

The act of taking a shower, pleasuring yourself and starting your day feeling sparkling clean and rejuvenated.

Men and women cannot completely seize the day without a power shower

by Jamiegets December 1, 2015

San Francisco Shiner

When a gay male punches a woman in the eye.

"Stop calling yourself my faghag, woman, or I'll give you a San Francisco Shiner!"

"Fiona didn't stop talking, so Anthony had to give her the San Francisco Shiner. That'll teach her!"

by AnthonyBSmith June 26, 2007

Febreze shower

To spray oneself with Frebreze as a alternative to bathing.

See "Mexican Shower"

"Man, Dave smells like he took a Mexican Shower."

"No, I think he actually took a Febreze shower."

by Digitalbath November 13, 2009

Shower toe jam

Stepping into the shower realizing that you just stepped in your roomates jiz.

"When John woke up he went to the bathroom, slipped on some shower toe jam and broke his neck."

by goatsniffer January 18, 2008

Shower Schizophrenia

When your shower randomly changes to the polar opposite temperature in a matter of seconds.

Joe: Hey, i'm gonna take a shower.
Carter: Alright
Minutes later....
Joe: AHHHHH FUCK!
Carter: Shit, i forgot to tell him about the shower schizophrenia

by Jrod0708 June 24, 2010