shopping town mall

A mall that was once the place to be, but now exclusively crazy people hang out there.

"The only restaurant at shopping town mall is that creepy China express."

"Why go to shopping town when you could do literally anything else."

by Dear god why August 6, 2016

shlagging

shop-lagging
when you go into a store with either,

a) no intention of buying anything
b) no money to buy anything with
just to waste time (i.e. waiting for your friend/a bus/direct deposit to go through)

shlagging can happen unintentionally as well, if one intends on buying, but ends up not purchasing for any reason.

"I wanted that new phone, but they are out of stock, this turned into a shlagging trip."

by heartfuldodger August 6, 2016

Schlipping

When you slip on the toilet seat and shit gets everywhere.

Tanner needs to stop schlipping.

by Refuckingdacted November 5, 2016

shlarpin

A fuckin nigger faggot with a huge ass dick

My shlarpin friend got major poon.

by Sjdhdjd February 2, 2017

Shopping Spree Gamer

This is a gamer who uses a lot of money on in-game purchases.

Dude stop being a "Shopping Spree Gamer". Mom is about to delete your account.

by JrVerse January 8, 2017

shopping trance

When a woman gets so enamored with sales and shopping, she'll block out everything else unless she's snapped out of it.

Man: Honey, we gotta go, my cousin's baby's due.

Woman: Hold on! There's a bargain at Sears!

Man: ...Damn shopping trance...

by NewbDeffy August 27, 2017

Shipping Hoe

A character/person you ship with a lot of other characters/ people at the same time (not necessarily in just one relationship)

Person A: Do you ship Clace or Jimon?

Person B: I ship Jace with everybody. He's my shipping hoe.

by Kwak_ling January 8, 2018