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thought salad

Random, unconnected thinking that that doesn’t make sense. Though salad shows an undisciplined, scattered way of thinking as evidenced by the nutso stream of words coming out of the person’s mouth.
While s/he seemed sincere, I didn't get what s/he was trying to say... Bad case of thought salad.

There was once a prominent person who spoke in word salad because the poor guy had a severe case of thought salad. You could see it in the Tweets, too.
by Kevitar March 1, 2020
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Chinese Salad

When you put your finger in your friends butt and make another friend smell it.
Tom put his finger in Coty’s butt, then stood behind Josh while hold his finger under Josh’s nose...serving him a Chinese Salad.
by Roscoe 43 September 27, 2020
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Scissor Salad

The act of hot ass lesbians having the equivalent of a straight persons orgy. Just scissoring the night away
I walked in and it was the largest scissor salad I’ve ever seen. Titties and taco for daaaays!!!
by Booty Camp 007 November 5, 2020
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Salad slide

When she eats nothing but salad for a week, so when you stick your tounge in her booty hole, the salad all slides out.
I was eating a Beccas ass and she gave me a salad slide.
by Salad checker October 2, 2020
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Twat salad

A person who is an unbelievably large twat. An idiot and an endearing joke term used between lesbian lovers. Also referred to as twat sandwich or twat waffle.
Oh my god, my girlfriend is such a twat salad.
by Cincio April 8, 2017
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Secondhand salad

Vicariously rimming someone by placing your mouth on an inanimate object that their ass has recently touched
When a hot girl came out of the bathroom, I quickly ran in and licked the toliet seat as to toss her secondhand salad.
by Yebot10 June 8, 2017
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plum salad

An asshole salad tossed so hard it gets bruised.
Johnny tossed my salad so hard last night, tonight he'll have to toss a plum salad.
by TheDudeDerives June 25, 2017
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